Anybody want a dog?

Really. I'm serious. I can't do it. I know my limitations and this is it. A 75 pound, 12 month old Rottweiler is more than I can do. She's beautiful, sweet, smart and is great with kids and other dogs. If I had a yard....well...that's not true. Dogs have to be exercised twice a day with or without a yard and my work schedule and social schedule, not to mention my travel schedule is making this relationship less than managable. Anyone? I'll throw in the $165 crate?